Fuck G-Phoria
Any Video Games award show that has the balls to hand Tony Hawk a fucking trophy for "Tony Hawk Pro Skater 34" deserves to have thier headquartes burned down (ironically, by an electrical fire from faulty PS2 wiring).
(by the way, in case the retard reading this drivle doesn't know, Tony Hawk had NOTHING to do with the game that whores his name)
If there was an award show that actually awarded people that had something to do with the creation of video games, not just the cheap whores that pose for the box art; then I would watch that show with such expectation, that outside observers may think I'm watching Tom Criuse getting kicked in the Vagina.
To make matters worse, the event is populated by the likes of Sammy L Jackson, the man-slut that compulsivly yells "MUTHA FUCKA" every three seconds; on or off screen. Jackson actually had the nerve to say "I like SHOOTERS" at the last years "event", seeming to suggest that he knows something about video games. While I am sure that the 'middle aged' age demographic must bring in most of the video game industry's profits, I'm pretty sure that the closest he's ever been to a LAN party, or even an XBox controller was while he was yelling at his spoiled grand-kids.
I even seem to remember Jenna Jameson giving one of the awards. Nice choice G4, this way not only will you lose all of your dwindling street-cred with the nerd poulation, but you'll also have the chance to hear the possibly illterate porn-star mispronounce some random movie-games' name.
The fact that G4 still considers themselves the "Video Game Channel" would be laghable, if it wasn't so pitifully sad. Considering for a second that they slit the throat of the only channel that had some semblence of crediblity when it came to video games, computers and the internet. Especially considering that the old relic, TechTV would have been able to produce much better hosts then Carmen Electra, such as Kevin Rose or, Martin Sargent; both of which stayed on the air (kinda) through podcasts. (admittedly though, now that Rose is a-rollin' in da benjamins, i doubt that he stoop down to whoring himself on the stage of G-Phoira)
So fuck you G-Phoria, Fuck you up yuor dumb ass
P.S. Martin, if your reading this, (seeing as on your show you said that you obsessivly search the blogs) Keep the faith Sarge
(by the way, in case the retard reading this drivle doesn't know, Tony Hawk had NOTHING to do with the game that whores his name)
If there was an award show that actually awarded people that had something to do with the creation of video games, not just the cheap whores that pose for the box art; then I would watch that show with such expectation, that outside observers may think I'm watching Tom Criuse getting kicked in the Vagina.
To make matters worse, the event is populated by the likes of Sammy L Jackson, the man-slut that compulsivly yells "MUTHA FUCKA" every three seconds; on or off screen. Jackson actually had the nerve to say "I like SHOOTERS" at the last years "event", seeming to suggest that he knows something about video games. While I am sure that the 'middle aged' age demographic must bring in most of the video game industry's profits, I'm pretty sure that the closest he's ever been to a LAN party, or even an XBox controller was while he was yelling at his spoiled grand-kids.
I even seem to remember Jenna Jameson giving one of the awards. Nice choice G4, this way not only will you lose all of your dwindling street-cred with the nerd poulation, but you'll also have the chance to hear the possibly illterate porn-star mispronounce some random movie-games' name.
The fact that G4 still considers themselves the "Video Game Channel" would be laghable, if it wasn't so pitifully sad. Considering for a second that they slit the throat of the only channel that had some semblence of crediblity when it came to video games, computers and the internet. Especially considering that the old relic, TechTV would have been able to produce much better hosts then Carmen Electra, such as Kevin Rose or, Martin Sargent; both of which stayed on the air (kinda) through podcasts. (admittedly though, now that Rose is a-rollin' in da benjamins, i doubt that he stoop down to whoring himself on the stage of G-Phoira)
So fuck you G-Phoria, Fuck you up yuor dumb ass
P.S. Martin, if your reading this, (seeing as on your show you said that you obsessivly search the blogs) Keep the faith Sarge
posted by Mark Kotnis at 7:06 PM
1 Comments:
Leave SLJ alone!
But yes, THPS can lick my nuts
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