Sunday, July 09, 2006

What sucks today

So, after a bit of math, I have figured that if all the prices stay the same, it would be completly possible to buy an XBox 360 and a Nintedo Wii for about the same price as a single (shittastic) PS3. Why does the PS3 lick so much balls you ask? Well i'll tell ya'! Any peice of gaming electronics that is neithier a complete PC -or- a transformer (the cool ones, not the dumb ones on 'beast wars') that cost upwards of $600 exist for the sole purpose of stealing and selling on Ebay. And frankly, I would not do well in prison. The Blu-Ray DVD drive is a needless item (seeing as selling one could finace the entire African continent for six days) and the latest offering controller wise could be built in my garage with a PS1 controller, a couple LEDs, a dismatled tv remote, and a soldering iron. The technical specs that they give out could only be real if they sacrificed a hundred virgins over a make-shift alter (made of a cubical desk), and if they go by the shining technical example if the PS2, featuring such gems as Dynasty Wars 83, who's gameplay reminds me heavily of playing GOOD games, and brings up the question "Why the crap am I playing PS2?" The graphics of the PS2 also remind me heavily of something, playing PS1. The only thing that they have going for them are thier franchises, like... um... Metal Gear... and...

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